Ted Haggard--"Completely Heterosexual"

That's right, everyone's favorite Colorado right-wing preacher Ted Haggard has been declared "completely heterosexual" by other preachers. That would make perfect sense except for Haggard's recent sex with a man. That is explained away as, "That is something he discovered. It was the acting-out situations where things took place. Ah. Well then, clearly the fact that he has had consensual homosexual sex means nothing to defining the man's sexuality.