Saturday, January 17, 2009

How Can Someone Be Anti-Cheese?

When the revolution starts, I'll know who to take out.

So really, cheese is kind of gross? And it is full of fat? I had no idea....

Suggesting that people eat other forms of calcium is a good thing I suppose. No one should eat an entire diet of cheese. But the people who actually do eat almost nothing but cheese aren't eating the smelly, high-end cheeses. They're going to Cici's, eating boxes of Kraft macaroni & cheese for a snack, and putting three slices of American cheesefood on their sandwiches.

Other ways to get your calcium fix include eating the following foods: fortified grains, kale, collard greens, mustard greens, cabbage, kelp, seaweed, watercress, chickpeas, broccoli, red beans, soybeans, tofu, seeds and raw nuts. With all that variety, there's hope for any cheese addict. Only it won't taste, or smell, the same.

True, it won't be the same. It will all be much worse.