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USA Today's Top 6 World Travel Destinations of the Year.

In no particular order:
1. Turkey
2. China
3. Croatia
4. Thailand
5. The Netherlands.

Number 6....

Albuquerque.

Having lived in New Mexico for the last 6 years, I can only say, what the fuck are you talking about? I mean, what???????