Maybe the College of Wooster Can Cut Down All Its Trees and Offer Me The "Weyerhaeuser Chair in Logging History"

Pennsylvania Governor Tom Corbett ties Rick Perry's rain prayer for the greatest governor move of the day by suggesting that the state's public schools pay for themselves by fracking the land underneath them to bring up natural gas. This technique is widely believed to have caused a rash of earthquakes in Arkansas earlier this year, so it's hard to see what can go wrong.