A Movie I Will Not Be Seeing

In March, I gave out nominees for the worst movie of 2006. One of those movies is actually being released in 2007, Hairspray, with John Travolta in the role originally played by Divine. An earlier competitor for that 2007 movie is this:

Dallas.

What is really remarkable here is that John Travolta, for his role in Hairspray, will have strong competition from who as worst actor? That's right. John Travolta, as.....J.R. Ewing. The rest of the cast is great too. Jennifer Lopez as Sue Ellen, Shirley McLaine as Miss Ellie and Luke Wilson as Bobby. With a cast this loaded in acting talent, how bad could it be? Oh yeah, really really bad.