Viva Nuevo Mexico (I)

This is the first post in a running column on the bizzare happenings of New Mexico. So here's one.

In Albuquerque about 2 weeks ago a man was seen walking into a park with a dog and nothing on but a pair of underwear. Soon he was seen running out of the park with no dog, no underwear, and no testacles. Evidentally this individual was hoping for a little fellatio from his canine friend. However, the dog seems to have found the man's offerings a bit more appealing than the he had hoped. Interestingly the man didn't go to the hospital and instead went to his mother's house. Against his pleading, his Mom called the hospital as the man was bleeding to death.

Viva Nuevo Mexico.