A Simple Proposal for Dealing with Alex Rodriguez

What with recent allegations first that his teammates called him "A-Fraud," and now the whole allegedly-clever nickname of "A-Roid," we should just all cut to the chase.

Therefore, I propose we just combine the two epithets and call Rodriguez "A-Freud." That way, we'll cover both bases, and if any daddy-issues pop up down the road, we'll have those taken care of too.