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I don't know why I found this sadly expired ad for reenactors of the Founding Fathers funny, but I did:
Founding Father Performers, Historic Philadelphia, PA
Posted By HISTPRES On December 10, 2010 (7:06 am) In Other
Historic Philadelphia, Inc. seeks historical interpreters to portray Founding Fathers.
Thomas Jefferson: mid-late 20s/early 30s; at least 5’10”; Virginia accent; red hair preferred
John Adams: 40s/50s; no taller than 5’8”
Benjamin Franklin: 60s/70s
George Washington: 40s/50s; at least 6’; athletic build preferred
Alexander Hamilton: 20s/30s at least 5’8”
Part-time paid work, April through October, 2011; could be extended.
Rehearsals – $12/hour.
Performance – min. $50/show.
Housing/Transportation not included.