Reason #53,358 I Hate Orange County

First of all, just because you say it's a martini doesn't mean it's a martini.(See Erik's post from awhile back)

Next, super-expensive "martinis" (note correct use of scare quotes) that come with jewelry are ridiculously stupid.

Scott's Seafood in Costa Mesa has a $3,300.00 fauxtini for sale through October that comes with diamonds set in white gold.

And the recipe? Blue Curacao, some fruit juice of some kind, and vod-fucking-ka. It costs over three grand, and it doesn't even have any gin.