A Slogan for Palin?

If only Americans knew enough about old vice-presidential candidates to use such a slogan:

Sarah Palin. Combining the gravitas of Dan Quayle, the skeletons in the closet of Thomas Eagleton, and the beliefs of Dick Cheney.

To me that's pretty damning. But I realize that like 2% of Americans under the age of 35 know who Eagleton is and not as many more as we'd like to think know who Quayle is.

Oh well. I like my slogan.