Why, Oh Why, Would You Live in Southern Arizona?

See this story on the insane heat in Arizona.

What you say, it was only 116 in Phoenix yesterday? What's there to complain about?

Why would you live in a place where you can't go outside in the middle of the day?

Oddly, I don't feel this way about cold places, but I like cold much better than heat. Too bad I'm in New Mexico.