Lawrence Welk Quote of the Day

Summing up the Indians' awufl 9th-inning collapse on Thursday (making them 3-16 in Yankee stadium since 2003), Sheldon Ocker from the Akron Beacon-Journal writes: "After closer Joe Borowski blew a four-run lead one out short of finishing the game, anyone remotely connected with the Tribe had to be wondering whether the Wahoos have any better chance of winning at the House that Ruth Built than Lawrence Welk has of being elected to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame."

Indeed.