Stick It, Froggie

In what passes for an intelligent op-ed piece in the New York Times these days, journalist Jessica Seigel tells Frenchie where to stick it. Rebuking the book French Women Don't Get Fat, she points out that this may be true, but they do smoke!!! You bastards!!! First you fall on your knees in front on the Nazis and now you dare say that we Americans shouldn't eat a pound of Cheetos a day. How dare you!!!

I'd like some freedom fries with my double quarter-pounder please.