Viva Nuevo Mexico (V)

A few weeks ago a strange creature was found on Albuquerque's West Mesa. It was truly strange and no one was sure at first what it was. I believe it turned out to be some sort of sea creature that someone had brought back to New Mexico. Anyway, it was taken to the New Mexico Wildlife Department offices in Albuquerque. A TV crew was called in and people who wandered into the office for various reasons were interviewed about it.

The common prediction as to what it was: Chupacabra. When the reporter asked if Chupacabras were real, one response was, "Yeah. I've seen it eat my chickens and goats."