Nick and Jessica Are Over! What Am I To Do?

With the tragic news that Nick and Jessica may be breaking up, I'm very confused. Without them, what other celebrity couple will I not give a shit about? Tom and Katie? Britney and that dude? Ben and Jennifer? My God, I need that important celebrity couple to not give a shit about or I will lose my sense of self.

Any suggestions on which of these celebrity couples should take over that role of me not giving a shit about? Should I give less of a shit about one of these over the others? I really need your help.