Shorter Sarah Palin: "I should have the monopoly on getting fame and attention!"

If I were Levi Johnston (and words do not express the magnitude of how glad I am I'm not), I wouldn't be too worried about the Palins accusing me of undertaking "a quest for fame, attention, and fortune, are engaging in flat-out lies, gross exaggeration, and even distortion," about my relationship or anything else. Coming from the Palin camp, that sounds like a flat-out recognition of his political skills.