The Award For Maximum Stereotypes in One Column Goes To...

Roger Cohen!!!

Seriously, that is a pretty impressive set of national stereotypes used to throw together a column on the World Cup. I mean, Cohen totally deserves his job, after all who else could possibly write such a hilarious column. Cohen is clearly superior to all other political writers out there.

He does deserve one demerit however--how could he not talk about the French surrendering their matches at the first sign of adversity? I mean, it's such a perfect stereotype. And for this World Cup, it's not entirely false!!