Friday, December 22, 2006

Virgil B. Goode

I have to repeat this reworking on "Johnny B. Goode" by Thers at Whiskey Fire:

Deep down in Franklin County up in 'ol Virginny
Lives a Congresscritter cracker, kinda wingnutty.
Lovin' all Americans, 'cept those of mixed blood,
He's an anti-Muslim meathead known as Virgil B. Goode.
He never ever learned to read or write so well
But he was pretty damn sure that fags are going to hell.

Go, go, go. Virgil B. Goode.

His mother told him "someday you will be a man,
And you'll get to grandstand about the Koran.
Claimin' too many Muslims comin' from miles around
Gonna run the damn country right into the ground.
Cause you know it's just like fallin' off a log--
Acting like a total cheap-ass bigot demagogue."

Go. Go. Go. Virgil B. Goode.