SpongeBob SquareCocksucker

I love it when the crazy right-wing Christians say something that reveals their true evil. James Dobson, founder of my favorite organization, Focus on the Family, during an inaugural party in the last couple of days, claimed that SpongeBob SquarePants was gay and part of a gay agenda. Best of all was that this speech was in front of several Congressmen. Not that we should think those Congressmen will think of how stupid it was. They wouldn't have been there if they weren't fans of Dobson. Incidentally, it was a Focus on the Family video which converted Tom DeLay from a conservative good ole boy partying Republican into the spawn of Satan that he currently is.

But is SpongeBob SquarePants gay? There was that episode where he gave that piece of coral a blow job. And there was the time that flounder gave it to him up the ass.