The Dumbest Way to Prove You're Tough

I don't think it's going to help them out too much this coming season, but the fact that Rod Marinelli has wrestled a bear is something the Lions have going for them, I suppose.

That he "beat the bear," this is garbage. I've seen men, I've seen bears, and I've seen men wrestling bears...twice. Men do not beat bears. Ever. I'm not actually sure that bears' shoulders would bend in such a way that you could pin it. I haven't wrestled a bear myself, so I wouldn't know.