One or the Other, But They Are Incompatible

I just ran across this amusing link for a conservative dating website--that states, "Whether you follow conservative politics or democratic principles, you can find someone online who meets your political needs."

Conservative politics or democratic principles. No question that these are quite the opposite of the other.

Truth be told, it's mislabeled. It's actually a link to various politically based dating websites. But it says it's for conservatives. In any case, quite hilarious, don't you think?