Bathroom Etiquette

I don't know what the fuck the problem is with men but why are men's bathrooms always so disgusting? What is the deal with us? My particular complaint are the people who throw a half a roll of toilet paper down with them, thus clogging the whole thing and making a grotesque mess. Who does these things? Why? Graffiti in stalls and peeing on floors are other issues that I won't even touch now.

I wish we could find out who does this, line them up, and slap them silly. Where's the fucking panopticon when you need it?