Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Republican Celebrities Rule

There is little question in my mind that Wilford Brimley's endorsement clinched the Republican nomination for McCain. Wrapping up oatmeal fans is a sure fire key to success in American politics. We now have a list of other A-list celebrities supporting McCain.

He has the endorsement of Dominican reggaetón star Daddy Yankee, giving me further evidence that reggaetón is the planet's most annoying musical form.

And wouldn't McCain's other Hollywood supporters make a great cast for an awesomely bad CBS prime time drama:

Patricia Heaton
Gary Sinise
Dean Cain
Jon Voight
Jon Cryer
Angie Harmon,
Craig T. Nelson
Lorenzo Lamas

That's some quality celebrity endorsements right there! Perhaps the show's theme can be composed by the McCain Girls!

No word yet on whether former Huckabee fanatic Chuck Norris has signed up with McCain and will star on the show.