I Can Finally Sleep Soundly

I sure feel safer today. That's because illegal immigrant Elvira Arellano was arrested today after spending a year in a church to avoid the police. Her crime? To be an undocumented laborer and working with a false social security number! Now, we can all sleep better knowing that this hard-working woman will be sent back to Mexico while her young, American-born son stays here.

Now, all of us real Americans can be freed from all the terrible things Arellano did, like clean our airports. If only we could depart all illegals. Then we wouldn't have to suffer every day with all those fresh fruits and vegetables in our stores those people pick, without our trash cans being dumped every night, and without our homes being built.

God bless America.