Please Let November 13 Come As Soon As Possible

It's Free Access Week at the New York Times. For free, we can again read such luminaries as David Brooks, John Tierney, and Thomas Friedman.

The greatest invention of the 21st century has been Times Select, for saving me from reading these people. I've resisted the temptation to check in this week but how long can I hold out? I just don't have the resistance to not see what pearls of wisdom Maureen Dowd is pouring out today!

Please come soon November 13. Save me from myself!