Turkey...boo

Happy Thanksgiving! A new tradition has begun in Lyrad's holiday life; no more turkey.

I hate it. I've always hated it. It's dry and terrible. I love the idea of the family feast, it seems great, but the choice of entree lacks severely. I always dread the meal. This year, however, I was invited to a buffet at a nice little French restaraunt (is that un-American?) in Ft. Worth where they treated us to mimosas, a selection of world cheeses, fish, seafood, duck, prime rib, and turkey if you so desire. Me, I desired no such thing. Duck, shrimp, cheese, and booze was about as nice a Thanksgiving feast as I could imagine. So, for everyone who likes the holiday but hates the meal: fuck you turkey!