Friday, November 21, 2008

Celebrities - the New Hippies When It Comes to Names

I'm all for trying to curb the overpopulation of the world, and I think not letting celebrities have kids is a great place to start. After all, if they're going to try to be all "cutesy" and "clever" by naming their kids after fruit or "Pilot inspektor" or, now, "Bronx Mowgli," then they clearly have nothing to contribut to humanity in terms of the gene pool. dumb do you have to be to not only name your kid after one of New York City's 5 boroughs (when neither of you ever even lived there), but to name it after the one that's home to the Yankees! Truly, celebrities should be among the first ones out of the gene pool.