Monday, October 02, 2006

Shorter Confederate Yankee: Liberals Are To Blame for the Amish Shooting

Confederate Yankee continues his stranglehold on stupidest blogger in America with his post blaming liberals for the Amish shooting. More specifically, he blames Natalie Maines from the Dixie Chicks. Yes, that's right. Natalie Maines.

But he doesn't stop there. He also blames the Amish for their "anti-individualist philosophy." That's right you buggy-driving freaks! You are to blame for your own children being killed! If you would only drive cars and become good capitalists, no one would kill you. Losers.

What an asshole.

This line is particularly great though:

"We end up with children ill-equipped for success, unable to deal with failure, and programmed to see immediate violence as an acceptable answer to their short-term problems."

So, the children of Confederates and Confederate sympathizers?