And the Hypocrite Award of the Day Goes To.....

Rudy Giuliani!!!! Yes, that's right, the failing ex-mayor of New York. Why does Rudy win? He wins the big prize because he has come out in favor of immigrants being forced to learn English....while running ads in Spanish!!!

Awesome. What does the man win? Well, we'll just call it the Abner Louima treatment. Rudy knows plenty about how awesome that is.