Personal Assistant Needed

I am completely overwhelmed with work this week, which explains the lack of posting. I need a personal assistant. I can't pay you anything, but you would get to hang out with me. I don't know if any amount of money could equal that experience. Also, you could do lots of fun things like file my dissertation materials, make copies of my dissertation, burn a bunch of CDs onto my computer, and edit a ton of stuff. If you really want, you can even grade papers.

Try to file in an orderly line so I can interview you. I want to avoid a mob situation.