Top 5 Stage Names for Drummers

In totally random, pointless list-making, here are my five favorite stage names for drummers.

1. D.J. Bonebrake (X)
2. Tory Crimes (The Clash)
3. Ted (The Dead Kennedys)
4. Sreech Louder (The Long Blondes)
5. Brain (Tom Waits, Primus)