Mr. Trend's Benefits of being out of the country (II): "News"

Another benefit? No CNN, who, as of tonight, summarized this "news" story with the following:

"JonBenet suspect gets royal treatment

The plane carrying John Mark Karr is expected to land in the United States after midnight ET. The suspect in the killing of JonBenet Ramsey sat in business class and dined on pate, shrimp and champagne with the government picking up the tab for the 15-hour flight. But experts say it could be a good investment for prosecutors."

Jeez........